If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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