was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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