This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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