I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Your cock deserves a montage
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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