I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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