Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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