ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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