Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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