awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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