with your own penis?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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