11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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