fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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