3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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