Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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