kristin has been a bad kristin
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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