Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
