This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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