: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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