Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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