If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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