If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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