I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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