the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This is my gift to your gina
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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