Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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