I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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