I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
she smelled like a LAN party
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
50% drunk capacity currently
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