sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
