chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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