question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Come on in and take your pants off
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