i just had sex bonerless
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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