Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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