Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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