hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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