is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I wish i was in the wii world.
i came on her dog
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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