At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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