how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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