Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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