Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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