Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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