I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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