The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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