no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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