whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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