I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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