Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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