ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need a burrito and a hug.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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