just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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