We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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