i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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