I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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