i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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