I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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