yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
its not stalking. its research.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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